He's doing it again. David Blaine is inventing yet more ways to punish his body and mind while bored onlookers throw things at him. Actually, the 'throwing things' bit was just us Brits, as we tend to be less impressed by such things.
It's no wonder he now sounds permenantly drunk or brain damaged every time he gets interviewed. Just to recap, he has:
Buried himself alive
Trapped himself in a huge block of ice
Stood on top of a 90ft pillar
Encased himself in a perspex box above the Thames
Submerged himself in a bubble of water for a week
As if all these things weren't enough he is, as I write, hanging upside down on a wire somewhere in New York. He could risk, among other things, permenant muscle damage, blindness and, er, death. He calls himself an endurance artist, but I could think of a few other more accurate descriptions. For your next stunt David, why don't you:
Eat your own legs
Repeatedly run yourself over with a Ford Focus
Do the running of the bulls in Pamplona blindfolded and shackled to a filing cabinet
Call Gordon Ramsay gay
Good luck to you!
