Patient Oozes Green Blood

If you saw this headline in a newspaper, you'd give it a second look wouldn't you. Apparently this happened on an operating table in Vancouver, but could be explained because of the different combinations of medication the patient was taking. Still, it sounds like a fantastic X-Files moment to me!

Anyway, in other news, why the heck has Paris Hilton been released from jail? Being sick is not an excuse, so please put her back immediately. What kind of message does this action send out? She must serve her full time, and preferably a little bit more because of that dreadful album she inflicted upon us.

This weekend I'm hosting a BBQ, and it's set to be the biggest one yet. My fridge will not be able to cope with the sheer quantities of cow and pig that needs to be bought. 8|