Good afternoon, Miss Paris Hilton.
How are you enjoying your time in Prison? Not very much, I hope. Even though you somehow have managed to get your sentence slashed, and have landed yourself in the 'celebrity' wing of your local slammer, I hope that the whole experience is going to be a proper reality check for you. Suddenly, some of you ill-advised actions have consequences. Cash can't buy your way out of every problem (I did laugh when your mother yelled out "...after all the money we paid!" to the judge in the courtroom). Your lawyer has been reported as saying that you're using the time to consier how to make a difference to the world. I think the suggestion on everyone's lips is 'go away and get a proper job!'.

Well I'm back, after a couple of weeks off from writing, and with the rather exciting news that I'm Engaged!! This is a massive deal, and very exciting. I was wondering whether I should turn the blog into a wedding diary, but have decided against it. If you do find that I am becoming unnecessarily detailed on the topics of seating plans or flower arrangements at any point, please execute me immediately. Thank you.

I am going to stick my neck out here, and say that I think the London Olympics logo is going to prove to be a good one. Yes, it has been universally panned, but I think that where it succeeds is in being memorable. You may not like it, but you certainly won't forget it.