Yes, it was me. I did it.
I've just returned from a jolly few days in Scarborough where I was filming, but on Wednesday I managed to scrape a car. Two, in fact! I was driving a hire car which had the approximate dimensions of a small tank, and had parked it down a narrow dead-end side street where it was promptly blocked in by some kind considerate soul. I'd been left with a gap that was roughly 3mm wider than the car I was driving to try and squeeze through, and on about the 50th attempt I 'made contact', as it were.
Right on cue, a woman came rushing out of her house yelling "I saw that! I saw that!"
"Oh. I'm terribly sorry, is this your car?"
"No, I just wanted to be nosey and make you feel bad." (This isn't quite what she said, but it may as well have been.)
That's why I had a lengthy accident report to fill out this morning, complete with artistic diagrams, where I tried to paint myself in as good a light as possible. I considered using the phrase 'parking muppet', but decided against it.
In other news, Paris Hilton has been sentenced to 45 days in jail.
HA HA HA ha ha ha ha ha haaaa...
