Here were go again, then! A night of 'hilarious' television to try and prise money out of our padlocked, bombproof wallets. Admittedly it's all far preferable to Children In Need, but I hope the entertainment is a lot better than it was two years ago, otherwise I may be forced to shout "Bah humbug" and throw coal at the television. I haven't pledged any money yet, but I may decide to later.
Speaking of generous, how much has the cost of the London Olympics gone up by?! What would £9 billion buy you these days? 22 billion Mars Bars, that's what! It's all a matter of priorities.
