My teeth are worrying me. Every night they sit me down and read me headlines from the Dail Mail... OR, one or two of them seem to be playing up. They're teenager teeth - generally being a bit of a pain. It's not excruciating by any means, but sweet foods or extreme temperatures cause them to go "Ow! Ow!" Are they just being a bit sensitive? I've been noticing it more and more. But frankly the last thing I want right now is a long session in a dentists chair, thanks very much. Besides, my dentist (who is usually excellent) gave me the all clear less than two months ago.

In other news, a new report out today by special 'environmental scientists' has concluded that global warming is very probably our fault.
*slow hand clap*
Well done you crazy scientist guys! Good job! For what it's worth, you can have a look through it HERE. (Warning: Big Words)

I'm off to Reading tomorrow. Whoop whoop! It's been a while. Look out, Hampshire. Or Berkshire.