How much liquid is contained within a small glass of red wine? Well, it all depends whether you are intending to drink it, or to spill it lavishly everywhere. I was out for Sunday lunch with my friend Pete, and not only did he manage to knock the wine all over his wife, and right across the table, but he also successfully hit the poor woman at the table behind us. This guy has a deadly aim! Needless to say, the section of the dining room we were in emptied pretty quickly, as anyone wearing white hastily asked for the bill and left.

Sunday lunch spillage aside, it was a remarkably quiet weekend for me. My work colleague Dave says he had a head-on encounter with a car going completely the wrong way down the A470 at about 1am  !!! He missed the car by inches, and was on the phone to the police before he'd even come to a stop on the hard shoulder. Quite frankly I can't think of anything that would scare me more! Particularly if the rain is coming down hard, as it always does here in Wales. So, I think he easily wins the prize for Most Exciting Weekend.

In other news, if you're in south Wales and feel like braving the rain, you can go and see (or rather not see) THIS exhibition at the Chapter arts centre. Sounds... terrible, frankly. Enjoy!