I spent the whole of yesterday doing a touch typing course, hence there was no blog entry, and also this is now officially the slowest paragraph I have ever written. I started it last night, and I'm still going now. If uI try ti sped up, thhis hapens. So please bear with me, and I hope to have this thing posted by christmas...
Are you sitting down? (Of course you are, you're at a computer...) I think you may need to, because I gather that last night Tim Henman actually won something. Even more surprising, the victory was over the current golden boy of tennis, Andy Murray. Mind you, this was only the first round of the Thailand open, so don't panic. I think we can confidently expect him to go crashing out in the next one, probably against some unknown amateur from eastern Europe. That's the way we do things here in Britain. "Come on, Tim!"
It's been a fairly typical week so far. Housegroup last night, Kids Club tonight (help!), and hopefully a concerted amount of sitting on my backside watching television tomorrow. But then, looming on the horizon, is the exciting prospect of an adventure activity holiday, made sweeter by the fact that I get paid to be there! I'm looking forward to shooting children on the archery range, pushing them overboard during the sailing, and shoving them off cliffs during the climbing and abseiling. All in the name of family bonding. And this time, I'm the main man in charge, as Pete is off for his wedding anniversary! 
